Well, you're very similar heights. Maybe
you should wear labels. This stuff, or whoever sent it, is cleverer than
we are. Unfortunate, isn't it? Are you taller? Why? Do you have to
reach a high shelf? Shut it, Hoodie! Only the madman can see the way
clearly through the tangled forest. Are these antiques dotted about all
over the building? It really is a splendid piece of
audioarchitectonicalmetrasynchosity! Run. A TARDIS is my ship that
carries me through Time and Space. T-A-R-D-I-S. It stands for Time And
Relative Dimension In Space.
You were expecting someone else? Alright? Of course I'm alright, my child. You know, I am so constantly outwitting the opposition, I tend to forget the delights and satisfaction of the gentle art of fisticuffs. Sweet, maybe... Passionate, I suppose... But don't ever mistake that for nice. I'm a Doctor… though probably not the one that you were expecting Look at me. No plans, no backup, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else I don't have: anything to lose. So, if you're sitting up there with your silly little spaceships and your silly little guns and you've any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight; just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you and then, and then, do the smart thing. Let somebody else try first.
Only the madman can see the way clearly through the tangled forest. You look beautiful! ...considering. That you're human. I've reversed the polarity of the Neutron flow, so the TARDIS should be free from the force field now. Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother. Shut up, K-9! Powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! Et cetera! Et cetera! Jelly baby? Mmmmm…. You know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it's a hundred years later.
You don't understand so you find excuses. The world's about to end, and here I am, stuck in traffic. There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things which act against everything we believe in. They must be fought. Yeah, I came first in jiggery pokery, what about you? River, you know my name. You whispered my name in my ear! There's only one reason I would ever tell anyone my name. There's only one time I could... You see when I started, all those years ago, I was just running. I called myself the Doctor but it was just a name. Then I went to Skaro. And I met you lot. And I understood who I was.
Timing malfunction. The Master! He's out there. I've got to stop... him... The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots. They do exactly what you tell them at amazing speed. Even if you order them to kill you. So if you do happen to change your mind, it's very difficult to stop them from obeying the original order. But not impossible. Well, I would say that that person would be an egomaniac, need, game-player sort of person. Well, of course I'm being childish! There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes.
The Time Lords are an immensely civilised race. We can control our own environment - we can live forever, barring accidents, and we have the secret of space/time travel. Who am I? WHO…AM…I?! Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother. The Doctor. Nosey parker. Let's go in! Jo, did you fail Latin as well as science? Clara, I'm not your boyfriend. I never said it was your mistake. Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about? I am the Doctor! The original, you might say!
Sorry, must dash! I'm Dr. James McCrimmon from the township of Balamory. Clara, I'm not your boyfriend. I never said it was your mistake. My carer. She cares so I don't have to. My dear Miss Shaw, I never report myself anywhere, particularly not forthwith. Well Kangs, I must say, there's no place like home... and this is no place like home. But there are three rules! One: I'm in charge. Two: I'm not 'the Professor', I'm the Doctor! And the third... Well, I'll think up the third by the time we get back to Perivale.
Planets come and go. Stars perish. Matter disperses, coalesces, forms into other patterns, other worlds. Nothing can be eternal. Butterfingers. My writing gets worse and worse. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear. It's all right up to the eyebrows. Then it goes haywire. Exotic alien swords are easy to come by, Aces are rare. There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things which act against everything we believe in. They must be fought. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. There was a war. A Time War. The Last Great Time War. My people fought a race called the Daleks, for the sake of all creation. And they lost. We lost. Everyone lost. They're all gone now. My family. My friends. Even that sky.
You cannot rewrite history! Not one line! I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren't there. Life depends on change and renewal. Goodbye...my Sarah Jane! My last incarnation…oh, I was never happy with that one. It had a sort of feckless 'charm' which simply wasn't me. Subject for catalogue: file under 'imagination, comma, lack of'. I'm Scottish. I can complain about things now. I can really complain about things now. Well, of course I'm being childish! There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes.
Oh I'm so sorry, Jamie. Then, all things considered...it's time I grew up. Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast. When I say run, run. ...RUN! I'm half human. On my mother's side. Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history, don't tell people I travelled through time and space with her mother! Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way. I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow. I've made many mistakes... and it's about time that I did something about that.
You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies. I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider academy of which human nature is merely a part. Bow ties are cool. No sir. Thirteen! I know. Dinosaurs! On a spaceship! Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about? Why can't you leave me alone?! I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider academy of which human nature is merely a part. Jamie, remind me to give you a lesson in tying knots, sometime.
Five foot one and crying - you never stood a chance. Shut up, K-9! You realise one of us is lying about our basic programming. And I think we both know which one that is. Low tech? Grace, this is a type 40 TARDIS, able to take you to any planet in the universe and to any date in that planet's existence. Temporal physics. I don't think that I'm a hugging person now. Life depends on change and renewal. Yeah, I came first in jiggery pokery, what about you? Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! Ooh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger.
You were expecting someone else? Alright? Of course I'm alright, my child. You know, I am so constantly outwitting the opposition, I tend to forget the delights and satisfaction of the gentle art of fisticuffs. Sweet, maybe... Passionate, I suppose... But don't ever mistake that for nice. I'm a Doctor… though probably not the one that you were expecting Look at me. No plans, no backup, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else I don't have: anything to lose. So, if you're sitting up there with your silly little spaceships and your silly little guns and you've any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight; just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you and then, and then, do the smart thing. Let somebody else try first.
Only the madman can see the way clearly through the tangled forest. You look beautiful! ...considering. That you're human. I've reversed the polarity of the Neutron flow, so the TARDIS should be free from the force field now. Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother. Shut up, K-9! Powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! Et cetera! Et cetera! Jelly baby? Mmmmm…. You know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it's a hundred years later.
You don't understand so you find excuses. The world's about to end, and here I am, stuck in traffic. There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things which act against everything we believe in. They must be fought. Yeah, I came first in jiggery pokery, what about you? River, you know my name. You whispered my name in my ear! There's only one reason I would ever tell anyone my name. There's only one time I could... You see when I started, all those years ago, I was just running. I called myself the Doctor but it was just a name. Then I went to Skaro. And I met you lot. And I understood who I was.
Timing malfunction. The Master! He's out there. I've got to stop... him... The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots. They do exactly what you tell them at amazing speed. Even if you order them to kill you. So if you do happen to change your mind, it's very difficult to stop them from obeying the original order. But not impossible. Well, I would say that that person would be an egomaniac, need, game-player sort of person. Well, of course I'm being childish! There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes.
The Time Lords are an immensely civilised race. We can control our own environment - we can live forever, barring accidents, and we have the secret of space/time travel. Who am I? WHO…AM…I?! Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother. The Doctor. Nosey parker. Let's go in! Jo, did you fail Latin as well as science? Clara, I'm not your boyfriend. I never said it was your mistake. Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about? I am the Doctor! The original, you might say!
Sorry, must dash! I'm Dr. James McCrimmon from the township of Balamory. Clara, I'm not your boyfriend. I never said it was your mistake. My carer. She cares so I don't have to. My dear Miss Shaw, I never report myself anywhere, particularly not forthwith. Well Kangs, I must say, there's no place like home... and this is no place like home. But there are three rules! One: I'm in charge. Two: I'm not 'the Professor', I'm the Doctor! And the third... Well, I'll think up the third by the time we get back to Perivale.
Planets come and go. Stars perish. Matter disperses, coalesces, forms into other patterns, other worlds. Nothing can be eternal. Butterfingers. My writing gets worse and worse. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear. It's all right up to the eyebrows. Then it goes haywire. Exotic alien swords are easy to come by, Aces are rare. There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things which act against everything we believe in. They must be fought. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. There was a war. A Time War. The Last Great Time War. My people fought a race called the Daleks, for the sake of all creation. And they lost. We lost. Everyone lost. They're all gone now. My family. My friends. Even that sky.
You cannot rewrite history! Not one line! I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren't there. Life depends on change and renewal. Goodbye...my Sarah Jane! My last incarnation…oh, I was never happy with that one. It had a sort of feckless 'charm' which simply wasn't me. Subject for catalogue: file under 'imagination, comma, lack of'. I'm Scottish. I can complain about things now. I can really complain about things now. Well, of course I'm being childish! There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes.
Oh I'm so sorry, Jamie. Then, all things considered...it's time I grew up. Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast. When I say run, run. ...RUN! I'm half human. On my mother's side. Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history, don't tell people I travelled through time and space with her mother! Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way. I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow. I've made many mistakes... and it's about time that I did something about that.
You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies. I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider academy of which human nature is merely a part. Bow ties are cool. No sir. Thirteen! I know. Dinosaurs! On a spaceship! Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about? Why can't you leave me alone?! I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider academy of which human nature is merely a part. Jamie, remind me to give you a lesson in tying knots, sometime.
Five foot one and crying - you never stood a chance. Shut up, K-9! You realise one of us is lying about our basic programming. And I think we both know which one that is. Low tech? Grace, this is a type 40 TARDIS, able to take you to any planet in the universe and to any date in that planet's existence. Temporal physics. I don't think that I'm a hugging person now. Life depends on change and renewal. Yeah, I came first in jiggery pokery, what about you? Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! Ooh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger.